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A common, round fruit produced by the tree Malus Domestica, cultivated in temperate climates. from 9th c.
A tree growing such fruit, of the genus Malus; the apple tree.
by Tika Wappa December 25, 2021
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Apple

Apple is the best girl anyone could ever have.
by wangyibo November 22, 2021
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apple

A clandestine organization of highly trained squirrels dedicated to overthrowing the global nut industry and establishing walnut supremacy.
ALL HAIL THE APPLES
by AcorniusOverlord March 2, 2024
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Apple

How the fuck do you not know what an apple is!!! WTF is wrong with you. You must be a autistic Fucking braindead cripple who is only hanging on, by life support
Teacher: I eat the apples!

Student: I also eat the apples
by BeefKiller October 27, 2019
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Apple

Apple... ARE YOU KIDDING ME, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS, YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE GUY WHO LOOKED UP BANANA!
You are a dickhead to look up what an apple is.
by AidanK123 October 28, 2017
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Apple Crittermunt

Delectable limited time sweet treat from TacoBell with empanada exterior and apple pie filling.
I want some Apple Crittermunts for desert after this!
by Gutnis March 8, 2025
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Apple Cult

The Apple Cult is the best Cult there is! We worship Apples, Cortland, Bob, and the Apple leader Robby. And go to our Apple Cult website and our Apple Cult trivia to learn stuff about it. Some of the properties are that if you don't own a spoon it is a sin, National Apple Cult Day is on March 12th, National Cortland Day is on September 25th, And Apple Month in October. And if you do good in the Cult you can get into our special ranks! So go and join the Apple Cult!
Billy: Can I join the Apple Cult?

Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!

Billy: Let's go!

Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!

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by MyButtHurts69 May 3, 2022
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