Dirty Totty

The act of dressing a man of small stature in a full body condom and inserting himself into the anus of a dickhard then playing a full ninety minute football match in the anal cavity and when scoring a goal doing a full on Totti goal celebration.

Jesus my arse feels like Dirty Totty doing a run!

by Bigwednesday April 5, 2023

Seeing Toto

When a small group of homosexuals arrange to meet up to see a band or other event but due to their incompetence, one is missing. This is either due to forgetfulness or a manufactured excuse.

1st dude: Why isn’t Matthew here?
2nd dude: He said his car windscreen is broken.
1st dude: But we’re seeing Toto!

by Tethys Wrenslayer January 30, 2023

darawiish totalitarianism

Darawiish totalitarianism refers to a form of governance within SSC-Khatumo wherein only the SSC-Khatumo president of its supreme garad has a voice.

darawiish totalitarianism wouldn't work

by Bobbystrurrew May 16, 2023

death totem

foretells a possible death of someone who finds a totem.

i just picked up a death totem and it showed me how i’m going to die.

by bigbreastedwoman September 10, 2023

Toolie Toter

a little 4’9 compressed gay boy garden gnome who is very angry and mad at the world

Boy: I left my buttplug in my ass last night and accidentally fell asleep but now it’s gone wtf?
Girl: Don’t you know there’s a butt plug thief coming around at night stealing ppls butt plugs ? He goes by the name of Toolie Toter

by minergirl69 September 28, 2023

Mechanically Totaled

A term used to describe a car with mechanical problems that is not worth fixing because repairs will cost more than what the car is worth.

My Volvo needs a new engine for $15k but the car is only worth $10k. I’m junking it, it’s mechanically totaled

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 10, 2023

pink tote lid moment

The “pink tote lid moment” trend began when a visibly upset teen girl posted a now-deleted TikTok video. In it, she films herself in her dark room, speaking in a whisper so her mother won’t hear her, as she recounts a confrontation they had. The girl says she was drying her hair in the bathroom when her mother banged on the door, saying she needed help. When the teenager asked for specifics, she recounted, her mom demanded that her daughter put the “goddamn pink tote lids in my f**cking bedroom.” It’s come to signify the experience of being belittled or demeaned by one’s parents, in some cases even physically abused.

polly:hey chloee
chloe: hi 🫤
polly: what happened mh??
chloe: i just had another pink tote lid moment.
polly: im so sorry ml, do you wanna tell me what happened?
chloe: sure, so basically….

by reaI.definitions December 3, 2024