man-journal

A male friend to whom with whom you can share your deepest secrets.

I really feel like I can tell Chad anything because he's my man-journal.

by Jack843 November 26, 2007

man microphone

Yet another term for penis.

My friend Pauly LOVES to sing into the man microphone.

by Mallen December 30, 2007

Man-fume

noun- the word realtes to all types of scents, fragrances and perfumes worn by men

Jake wears very strong man-fume.

by JeSuisJesus April 5, 2009

ghettosance man

man well versed in many hustles.

Yea I heard. J.R. play pro ball, got a 9 to 5, and he can cut hair. Ol' boy on his grind all the time. That's a real ghettosance man. Everytime you call him, he don't pick up. He on the burner phone.

by halfietaffy March 25, 2013

Splenda man

The guy who comes into your house at night and replaces all your sugar with Splenda brand artificial sweetener.

Guy 1: Dude, where's the sugar?
Guy 2: We're all out; the Splenda man visited last night.

by The Carl Jefferson April 9, 2013

future man

Future man is the opposite of an anachronism, therefore always hopelessly ahead of their time. Under appreciated and hard to ever really get to know because they are always one step ahead of you. Never interested in the news because they already know. Also, future mans always have a huge penis.

"Have you met future man?"
"No. Not yet."

by Ricky sprinkles March 13, 2014

Vita-Man

A nomadic & free-spirited man, with long golden locks. Vita-Man is easy going and has many practical skills and bulk knowledge, yet has not mastered his digestive system. His diet of celery and beer gives him a frequent and unmistakeable tone (from the back-joot) that can be heard from great distances.

- That sounded like a Vita-Man fart!

- greener than Vita-Man's breakfast

- Good bloke and a hard worker...just like Vita-Man

by hankScorpio April 18, 2014