Paul

Usually sourcing from Bradford Doesn't trust many people unless you’re from Bradford, Car salesman by day taxi driver by night and also fucking hard as nails, eats nuts and bolts for brekky and washes it down with a can of WD40. Can be seen driving a Beaten up Vauxhall vectra or a Volvo v40 estate, you know the kind with a taped on bumper and 100k+ miles on the clock.

Me: Paul it’s you’re day off today?
Paul: You can’t make money sitting at home

Me: That’s Paul for ya

by MrBradford123 November 24, 2021

Mr. Paul

The textbook definition of an NPC.

Student: "Hey Mr. Paul, how do I answer this question?"

Mr. Paul: "Yes."

by Skootnee July 18, 2022

Logan Paul

The Definition Of Cancer

Friend 1: Hey, is your mother sick?
Friend 2: yeah, my mother have logan paul

by Ah elah April 8, 2018

Jake Paul

The dumbest human being on the face of the earth

Your just like jake paul

by This is so lit sis that’s the July 19, 2019

Jake Paul

A fucking cancer that that 15 million girls that follow him on YouTube

Person 1: hey have you seen jake Paul’s new video?
Person2: fuck no he is a bitch and he gives people cancer he prolly jacks off to little girls

by I’myourdaddy123 October 25, 2019

Paul Kumer

He is not ready for the come up.

Paul Kumer does not understand how much of an academic weapon I am

by THE Chad Thundercock December 15, 2022

Paul

Paul is your typical player, he gets every girl he sees and his game is out of this world.

He wears a radical cap with a "monster" logo and his iq is beyond ordinary.

Summarized, Paul is the type of guy to whisper in your girl's ear "I'm fucking you tonight" and get her panties wet in seconds meanwhile she suffers from a panic attack.

X: Have you seen Paul?
Y: Yea he's really cool! Have you seen his girlfriend, she's like mentally unstable and shit
Z: Wow, Paul is such a lucky guy.

by martin1337 November 29, 2020