new jersey 

A small state filled with people who has never left, but constantly talk about how it's the best state in the world. Filled heavily with guidos who come into Manhattan on the weekends and ruin the nightlife (not to be mistaken with Staten Island fucks who are hard to identify from the Jersey crowd to the untrained eye)

Basically just a bunch of people who don't know a world outside the Tri-State area.

Put them out of their element, and that spiked hair and $100 "expensive" jeans won't cut.

For the record, California is the best state, and I'm not even from there.

Ignorant Jersey Resident: Yo, mother fuckin New Jersey is the best fuckin State in the whole fuckin world. Yous got 24 hour diners all overs, you got shopping malls where you can stalk 17 yr old high school girls, you got 7-11's.

Anyone who has traveled: Yea they have that a lot of places. Besides, who goes to the mall after middle school.

Ignorant Jersey Resident: .....? What are you, lame? Who goes to the mall? Thats like saying, who doesn't spike their hair from their neckline up.... You're crazy.

Anyone who has traveled: Hmm...alright, I'm gonna head to the airport. Going back to LA, and then up to San Fransisco to meet up with some guys and drive up to Seattle, and visit a friend in Vancouver while I'm up there. I'll be back in New York in a week or so.

Ignorant Jersey Resident: You want a ride in my Z-28 IROC? Well check me out next week, I'm gonna be on MTV: True Life

new jersey by B-TCrowdHater January 18, 2008

New Canaan 

Home of 'The Gang', a group of juniors. This group has managed to cause every student at New Canaan High School the desire to kill themselves upon hearing the phrase "soo funny" one more time. The use of similar phrases, such as "soo mean", "don't know what to do with myself","this is me laughing", or "laughing so hard right now" also have the same effect on members of the student body who unfortunately sit close enough to the junior side of the lounge to hear these much-hated words.

"Why is New Canaan SO funny. I am laughing so hard right now."

New Canaan by herewegoroms April 3, 2005

New York

1) The greatest city in the world. Hell, the ONLY city in the world. The City contains 5 boroughs: Queens, Brooklyn, Manhattan, The Bronx, and Staten Island.
2) Upstate New York, a lackluster farm area in New York State outside of the city. Includes, but is not limitod to, Longisland, Rockman's, Dutchiss, Pakipsy Adderrhondax, and Buffolloe.

Thank God I live in the City!

New York by Queensguy February 10, 2007

New York Minute 

Approximately sixty seconds.

Don: For how long do I have to microwave this?

Lawrence: For a New York Minute.

New York Minute by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

new born 

A new born is both someone who has just recently been born, or someone who has just started reading the Twilight Saga and is now hooked and craving for more

Person #1: What's wrong with her?
Person #2: New Born.
Person #1: Ahhhh...

new born by MsBenzadrine May 15, 2009

New Jersey 

A state most people in America would like to see set on fire & have a bonfire around

Dude, did you see Jersey Shore? It shows what New Jersey is like

-Yea, we gotta set that state on fire now

New Jersey by Chrysler300CMan March 1, 2011

New Jersey 

What people outside of New Jersey think:

*We only eat pizza
* We are obnoxious and always get into fist fights
*We all live down the shore and if we don't we are living in the basement of a factory in the center of Jersey.
*The only thing we do is fist pump
*The girls are short and fat but the guys are tall and ripped
*We always say "Joisy"
* We are all rich
* It's like a cheep Italy
What we reely do:
*Just because we make the best pizza in the country doesnt meen that it's the only thing we eat ( New York's pizza has nothing on ours)
* We only get into fights if we need to. We are the ones who give money to bums in New York.
* Many of our houses are reely nice and most of us just go to the shore in the summer.
* NOT EVERYONE FIST PUMPS
* The girls are gorgeous and the men are hot
* WHERE DID PEOPLE COME UP THIS THIS AWFUL ACCENT. *The only thing that I saw which I would consider an accent would be cawfee. What else would we say? coughey?
* We have not so great parts of New Jersey and rich parts.
*We are one of the nicest states in the country

If you hate us so much than why do you watch the jersey shore every week? New Jersey is the best

New Jersey by Jersey Girl<3 September 3, 2012