1 definition by B-TCrowdHater
A small state filled with people who has never left, but constantly talk about how it's the best state in the world. Filled heavily with guidos who come into Manhattan on the weekends and ruin the nightlife (not to be mistaken with Staten Island fucks who are hard to identify from the Jersey crowd to the untrained eye)
Basically just a bunch of people who don't know a world outside the Tri-State area.
Put them out of their element, and that spiked hair and $100 "expensive" jeans won't cut.
For the record, California is the best state, and I'm not even from there.
Basically just a bunch of people who don't know a world outside the Tri-State area.
Put them out of their element, and that spiked hair and $100 "expensive" jeans won't cut.
For the record, California is the best state, and I'm not even from there.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: Yo, mother fuckin New Jersey is the best fuckin State in the whole fuckin world. Yous got 24 hour diners all overs, you got shopping malls where you can stalk 17 yr old high school girls, you got 7-11's.
Anyone who has traveled: Yea they have that a lot of places. Besides, who goes to the mall after middle school.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: .....? What are you, lame? Who goes to the mall? Thats like saying, who doesn't spike their hair from their neckline up.... You're crazy.
Anyone who has traveled: Hmm...alright, I'm gonna head to the airport. Going back to LA, and then up to San Fransisco to meet up with some guys and drive up to Seattle, and visit a friend in Vancouver while I'm up there. I'll be back in New York in a week or so.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: You want a ride in my Z-28 IROC? Well check me out next week, I'm gonna be on MTV: True Life
Anyone who has traveled: Yea they have that a lot of places. Besides, who goes to the mall after middle school.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: .....? What are you, lame? Who goes to the mall? Thats like saying, who doesn't spike their hair from their neckline up.... You're crazy.
Anyone who has traveled: Hmm...alright, I'm gonna head to the airport. Going back to LA, and then up to San Fransisco to meet up with some guys and drive up to Seattle, and visit a friend in Vancouver while I'm up there. I'll be back in New York in a week or so.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: You want a ride in my Z-28 IROC? Well check me out next week, I'm gonna be on MTV: True Life
by B-TCrowdHater January 17, 2008