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John Smith

The god of Minecraft a representation of Bijan
Oh we shall now sacrifice a dog for John Smith now we pray to John Smith
by 4ry0 June 9, 2019
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John gonzales

Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
She wishes she was John gonzales hot
by Papi chulo * November 26, 2019
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John Dumlao

A name taken by the dumbest person in the world. Known for hitting people randomly like an NPC. The first person to possess a negative IQ, and is currently being preserved as a live biological specie in a laboratory.
*punches classmate in the face*
"My name is John Dumlao"

*hits classmate*
"Hi"

*stabs you in the arm with a graphite pencil*
"When do you want to hang out"
by Amitoj Aujla June 8, 2022
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short johns

n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)

2. Short trips to the bathroom.
"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."
by Soxoff February 14, 2012
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john patterson

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")
i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.
by DD's December 11, 2009
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JOHN COLLINS

John collins is scottish slang for shitebag/ lady
Your a pure john collins

Or .. come back here stop been a big john collins
by Morehamheed1 July 31, 2019
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Elton John

When your still standing during or after a massive bender
by Captain Cokeface August 6, 2019
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