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*punches classmate in the face*
"My name is John Dumlao"
*hits classmate*
"Hi"
*stabs you in the arm with a graphite pencil*
"When do you want to hang out"
"My name is John Dumlao"
*hits classmate*
"Hi"
*stabs you in the arm with a graphite pencil*
"When do you want to hang out"
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2. Short trips to the bathroom.
2. Short trips to the bathroom.
"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."
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