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Eathen is a smart guy. He is kind and he knows just how to tease a girls heart. At times he can be a bit of a flirt but he always means the best. Eathens are tall and usually tend to smell good. His kind words will attract you to him and all your friends will love him too. If you ever date an Eathen be carful because you will never want to leave his arms and end up spending hours on your phone just so you can talk to him. He is a very handsome guy and you will fall in love with him instantly. When you first meet him he will try to push you away but it’s because he is a shy and caring guy. Take care of him and he will take care of you. Be yourself around him, Eathen will always go for the girl who isn’t faking her personality. If you ever have an eathen in your life cherish him because you will need him to live as much as you need air to breathe.
Girl one: hey, do you see that guy over there?
Girl two: yeah, what about him?
Girl one: don’t you think he’s hot?
Girl two: yeah but I don’t stand a chance with him, he’s Eathen!
Eathen by Mia Parendo December 7, 2019
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