michael scales

a simp

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales

by amelia07 April 4, 2021

Michael

My world, the best ass face, my beautiful husband and the best ever

I love you Michael

by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023

Michael Dos Santos

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.

Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"

by John Wicks Dad August 24, 2023

michael toolan

A general faggot, if u r a michael toolan u should be a disgrace to humanity

Bro you are being such a michael toolan right now

by Yugottabelukethat March 12, 2022

michael murphy

has tangly hair and needs a new shirt

michael murphy needs to go shopping.

by michaelmurphysbiggestfans November 17, 2018

Michael

He has a small dick with no print

“Michael has a small pp yet he claims it’s so big and that he’ll whip it out, but it’s hmm🤏🏽.”

by @facts November 23, 2021

Michael Henderson

A creepy pedophile that was a teacher at my school. He told my girlfriend to do asmr. Whenever he let other people to conduct he held by their HEE HEE.

Stop being a MICHAEL HENDERSON

by senpai pingu November 4, 2019