AceBanned Moment 

When you have a choice, and you make the unequivocally worst choice of the options

"Oh, what are you doing?"
"I'm trying to pick whether to go on a run or to order a pizza"
"Go with your gut! Have an AceBanned Moment!"
"2 pizzas it is!"

AceBanned Moment by AceBanned May 9, 2023

Heaven moment 

Is when a monkey posts multiple speech bubble images over someone or something

Example of a heaven moment:
Man: hello
Monkey: speech bubble gif

Heaven moment by Somerandomguyreal May 28, 2023

Ripe Papaya Moment 

A time or momentary experience of intense sexual excitement at the occurrence of something of intense pleasure. Good food, good art, good music, good sexual innuendo, good flirtation et cetera.

She realised that she was in the midst of a Ripe Papaya Moment as she saw her favourite actor walking toward her unaccompanied by his usual entourage.

Ripe Papaya Moment by Dubael May 23, 2010

mouse hole moment 

To have a mouse hole moment is to have done something bad or improper and wanting to hide far away at that very moment.

I just had a mouse hole moment, man. I said hi to my boss and she gave me a look like I had asked the stupidest question on earth.

mouse hole moment by TheFantasticMrFox July 15, 2011

ugly baby moment

From the Seinfeld episode in the Hamptons when Elaine first sees her friend's baby in the crib ... her reaction is scrunched face and exclaims, "ewww." Afterwards she tells Jerry she couldn't look, that the baby looks like a pekingese, he saw baby too and says there is too much water in that gene pool, hysterically funny!

Anytime you see someone who is ugly and it really takes you aback you're having an ugly baby moment.

ugly baby moment by TrinityBB October 17, 2011

Blind Side Moment 

Based on the movie by the same name, but results in a slew of Whites who develop a savior mentality, and try (or deeply think about) adopting a random Black person into their home, in order to try and dispel their implicit racism.

Katie:
Wow have you seen that movie The Blind Side?

Samantha:
Oh yea! that was a fantastic movie. My husband and I are thinking of having our own Blind side moment.

Katie:
I wouldn't go that far, but it was a good movie.

Blind Side Moment by MoTown81 January 4, 2012

Scooby Doo Moment

To scare the smart out of others around you so much they tilt their heads to one side while making the noise "ruh roh"

Example Question: WHAT DO YOU CALL THE DISH WHEN THEY FRY A PICKLE?

Your Scooby Doo Moment: Your head tilts; "Ruh Roh!"

Scooby Doo Moment by Tatem969 February 26, 2017