Wagyu children

Wagyu children are doing very little physical activity (mainly playing computer games) and are sustained on a high protein and junk food diet. Subsequently, their muscles are being marbled in to an award winning quality. These children will be the first on the menu when global food production goes south!

The wagyu children next door are looking ready to slice and grill.

by GrassFedHuman July 27, 2023

celebration child

a celebration child is when you and your partner have had struggles or worries conceiving. in other words you want to have babies

“Hey babe my uti won’t effect how i conceive let’s have a celebration child”

by p1x13._.xox August 4, 2023

Golden Child

Golden Child is a kpop group which debuted in 2017 and started with 11 members, Daeyeol, Y, Jangjun, Tag, Seungmin, Jaehyun, Jibeom, Donghyun, Joochan and Bomin, but one of the members, Park Jae-seok, Left due to a health issue in January 6 2018.

“Have you heard about Golden Child? I like the group and theres no way you could fake liking them because they're more unknown than your parents who left you in an adoption center”

by Tzuyu is not here August 4, 2023

Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.

Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."

by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023

Little Child

a small child, a kid
you thought i was going to say a example ''fucking a child''?

The little child is playing in the park.

by s4aintzz August 11, 2023

Ruptered Child

An individual under the age of 18 who cheers themself up through entertainment and happiness. Children who are under this role refuse to share their feelings as they think NO ONE ELSE would care about them. They are always around people who give them disrespect and nothing but their own problems. They do nothing but help them.

Daniella seems so quiet under all the problems we dealt with, I wonder if she's a Ruptered Child.

by roles September 1, 2023

gloryhole child

When somebody so fucked in the head probably due to them being conceived in a gloryhole

Damn did you hear what bro did on the weekend?
Mate: yeah he’s definitely a gloryhole child because nobody’s that fucked

by KCXNT August 18, 2024