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Brain Mushroomed

When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)
Owen was being a right helmet in class , he’s lucky he didn’t get brain mushroomed.
by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021
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spreadsheet brain

When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.

Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events
Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?
by vdw17 April 14, 2023
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Turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 4, 2020
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Smol brain

by Trefka i Monki December 3, 2020
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Brain Tuner

A song stuck in your head. The condition or the song itself.
"The children's singalong gave me a Brain Tuner."
"I have three Brain Tuners in regular rotation."
by Regina de Coeli September 4, 2011
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brain

someone; “I hate Marissa!”
me; “I knew you never have a brain!”
by aerondiscord July 1, 2021
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Caine-brain

When you snort some much cocaine it goes right to your brain.
Rory was tired so he grabbed his eight ball and got Caine-brained.
by Kev_dwag June 1, 2016
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