penis-lover

A fan of the Miami Dolphins football team. They love Teal and they love the cock in their cornhole.

AKA DolFag fan.

That DolFag fan is some kinduv penis-lover, huh?

by DolfinsFansBl0w May 17, 2006

penis marking

when you wake up after a night of drinking and you have a penis drawn on your face.

oh man, you got a penis marking.

by Big Frech November 19, 2003

penis muffler

someone who pigs out on penises(whore)

whoa look at the penis muffler!

o shit that hoe muffle your penis??

by jake boyle ahh May 25, 2008

dad penis

When a guy's penis gets looser and saggier as he gets older, particularly the foreskin and sack

I really got a thing for older guys, but not when they have that nasty ass dad penis

by Taco Bell aesthetic May 7, 2017

Unicorn Penis

The #1 best thing to yell in a school hallway.
The #1 producer of glitter
The biggest damn penis you can find

That boy is such a Unicorn Penis.
Where did you get so much glitter? From a unicorn penis.

How do Unicorn Penis' rob banks? They jizz glitter in the police officers eyes.

by Jajajajajajajahahajajaja January 2, 2014

Penis Empathy

Where a woman or other person without a penis understands the pain a man goes through when he gets hit in the junk, or has otherwise painful experiences related to his private square.

Man, I feel some real penis empathy for that guy who just got a tattoo on his dick. That's gonna hurt for months.

by decoyjayman July 13, 2012

Devil's Penis

The Cigar; based on the people who smoke them and the success they've enjoyed. Other's who enjoy the Devil's Penis, Schwarzenegger, Hitler, Marco Rubio, Bruce Willis, Jack Nicholson, Fidel Castro, Craig T. Nelson, etc.

Smoking a cigar is like performing fellatio on the Devil's Penis.

Rush Limbaugh enjoys sucking on the Devil's Penis as he sits on his mountain of cash; a fringe benefit of sucking the Devil's Penis.

by TBogg fan November 9, 2012