Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.

Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.

by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021

Dingle-dead

When you have been sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs become numb and fall asleep.

man 1: Ahh man, i was in there so long that my legs are Dingle-dead...
man 2: Man that sucks, man, i hope you get to feeling better bro...
man 1: Thanks bro

by ZombieBoxHeadMan May 21, 2015

Dead Meme Friday

A Special Occasion Held Every First Friday Of December Where We Commemerate And Pay Honor To The Dead Memes That We’re Created

At Dead Meme Friday We Pay Honor To Ugandan Knuckles,Tide Pods And Other Memes That Where Dead

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes December 07, 2018

Dead Meme Friday

A Special Occasion Held Every December 7 Where We Commemerate The Day Of Dead Memes Being Created

Every Dead Meme Friday We Pay Honor To Tide Pods And Other Dead Memes Too.

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes December 07, 2018

Dead to me

The expression of such utter distaste for a person or object that it calls for the personal denial of its worldly existance. Can be used to express disintrest, hatred, or something/someone that has gone out of style.

Justin lost his balls and refused to dump Juliette, he’s dead to me

by Bapt.G December 20, 2021

11 dead in Austria

Oh boy! I wonder why he did that! Is anybody curious? I am.

Hym "11 dead in Austria! Why did it happen? If I... Had to guess... I would saaaaay.... Targeted harassment mind-rape gone wrong. Looks like they stalked and harassed him for years and then they either stole from him OR... Or... They covered of some other crime and he murdered as many as he could. My only critique is that it wasn't exclusively children. Children are the best ones to kill because they matter the least.... Wait... Oh, wait... It WAS a school shooting!!! HURRAY CHILD MURDER! HAHAHA! YEAH! HE DID IT! HE DID IT GUYS! HE GOT THE RIGHT ONES! EXCLUSIVELY CHILD MURDER FROM NOW ON! UNTIL THEY AGREE TO STOP DOING TO PEOPLE WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO ME AND STOP DOING IT TO ME AND PAY FOR THE AI THEY STOLE (ENOUGH TO RETIRE) AND ADMIT THAT THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THING THAT THEY HAVE BEEN DOING ONLY TARGET CHILDREN! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CHILD MURDER!!!! WOOOOWWOWOOWOWOW!"

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

Lmfao i'm dead 💀

A superior way to express that you're dying of laughter, or you're faking it because the thing you saw didn't make you laugh at all so you're being ironic by saying this phrase.

Alex: Lmao, look at this meme.

Jacob: Lmfao i'm dead 💀

Ashley: Why did the golfer bring to pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Jacon: *fake* Lmfao i'm dead 💀

by yourlocalgoat234567890 January 22, 2023