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Belgian Double-Dip

The act of performing Anal, Then Oral, Then Anal again.
Did you hear how Jeff’s wife got sick after they tried a Belgian Double-Dip.
by Mr. Crabs lover June 26, 2024
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Scottish dip

When a man (consensually) punches a person in the face to make it blue, then ejaculates ropes diagonally across their face in a Braveheart fashion, then immediately "dips".
I felt true FREEDOOOMMMMMM, when he Scottish Dipped me.
by Bartdart July 24, 2024
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“Dipped your doggy in the mayo.”

**Dip your doggy in the mayo** *(idiom)*: A humorous and whimsical way of saying to address or identify the exact issue or problem, similar to the phrase "hitting the nail on the head." Refers to a hotdog being dipped in the condiment. Commonly used by the whitest of white people.
1. When Sarah explained why the project was delayed, she really dipped her doggy in the mayo, highlighting the main issue of the software bug.
2. During the meeting, Tom's comment about the lack of communication dipped the doggy in the mayo, making everyone realize what the real problem was. “Dipped your doggy in the mayo.”
by burdenVS August 5, 2024
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Fun Dip

Doing a line of cocaine out of the bag with a straw, tooter or scooper.
I have a $20 bag and a key if anyone would like some fun dip.
by Lil dick two st August 17, 2024
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dip

to leave right now, as opposed to later, even though you could be obligated to maintain formalities.
Is there anything else I can help you with?
No, I'm just gonna dip
by Weweresupposedtogetmarried February 28, 2023
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Nairy Dips

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Nairy Dips:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"
by mattwinwood March 10, 2023
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