Squish that
cat
All you need to know
Is to
SQUISH
THAT
CAT
And you just gently squish 'em.
That's not comfortable for the
cat
Or, that safe to be honest with you
You can just throw a towel on the
cat
And squish 'em with a towel,
Or you can do this scooper upper thing
Football carry just like that
Butt in your hand
And you SQUISH em tight to your body
You know, SQUISH them against your body.
And there we go, we just made friends
With this wonderful lil'
cat.
Look at that face
LOOK AT THAT FACE
Squishing is your best friend
When you're dealing with a
cat.
You just lean over, squish them nice and tight,
Then again, I'm SQUISHING them into myself
We always squish that
cat.
Person
1: Do you prefer to squish that
cat with a towel, or by giving them a lil' football carry?
Person 2: I prefer to squish my
cat with a towel! How about you?
Person 1: I enjoy giving my
cat a lil' football carry.
Person 2: Wow, I love meeting people with different preferences! Thank you for politely joining me in this 100% natural and non-scripted conversation!
Person 1: You're welcome, it was a pleasure analyzing different methods of squishing a
cat with you!
