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Whistle blow job

Tricking a Pfizer Employee into spilling company secrets thinking he will get a blow job
Employees : DO Not Fall for the whistle blow job, reporters are trying to get our secrets
by Patriotguy420 January 27, 2023
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Blowing up the microwave

When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.
Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?

Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.
by Glovesave34 April 23, 2011
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Blow An Amp

"Hey, blow an amp tonight!" Tom said to Vern as they bumped fists backstage before the concert.

"Thanks! Let's have a great show!", Vern replied.
by Vern66 March 25, 2019
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Low-blow

A blowjob from a woman that is so short she doesn’t need to go on her knees.
That I got a low-blow from that midget stripper last Tuesday.
by King Maxwell November 2, 2020
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soda blow

unexpected event that happens way too fast
a soda blow turns someone so calm into a lunatic
by NevWasTaken January 18, 2025
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blow the quayle

To turn yourself into the bird police.
by Jesus H Wonka January 22, 2014
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jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 5, 2019
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