no lubing anal monkey

someone who uses no anal lube while in search for anus. Monkeys often do this

dalton is a no lubing anal monkey.

by jessec63 January 16, 2008

Anal Blast

When Somes Asshole falls out of there ass.

Holy Shit I just had an Anal blast, Fuck!

by MortyMort June 20, 2008

the anal god himself

The overall destroyer of anuses this guy will rock your world

Hoe #1: man Thomas is the anal god himself

Hoe #2: I should get myself someone like him

by The anal god himself August 31, 2017

Anally induced Epilicksy

(n.) A condition characterized by a series of brain seizures that start to occur when one orgasms from having their salad tossed, usually by an experienced salad tosser.

Because Clyde suffers from anally induced epilicksy, Martha is careful about how far she sticks her tongue into his ass. The last time she tossed his salad, Clyde’s sphincter contracted during a seizure and Martha’s tongue was stuck in his ass for 12 minutes.

by Btwitsjennifer June 13, 2018

Italian anal beads

An Italian anal bead is when you put leftover meatballs and spaghetti up your ass.

Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!

by Topboonter March 29, 2020

Anal Butt Sex

Nik and John, they do sex all the time

"They do Anal Butt Sex all the time when we hang out."

by FairyBlue October 31, 2020

nuclear anal diffusion

(n.). The feeling you get when you see a feminist think there's more than two genders.

Oh god this nuclear anal diffusion is back; who the fuck is the feminist

by ScreechingAnalNiggerWhipper June 5, 2017