Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.

Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.

by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017

Potato xxx

When a man with a curved dick inserts his penis into a well used vagina.

"Two fucked up genetalia colliding? Seems like Potato xxx to me."

by MisterMeez November 28, 2022

Potato

God

Potato is my religion

by \` June 1, 2020

Emma potato

Everyone loves her! Shes an OG potato for life. Even though shes better than everyone at gymnastics, she will teach you her awesome tricks and her sparksly blue eyes sparkle in the sun. She is very short, but has big big dreams . She is amazing, beautiful and sweet. She knows when you are sad, or mad. Never ever loose an emma potato. And she will make funny jokes.

Girl 1: "i want emma potato to be my bff. ScReW yOu SaLlY!!! "
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."

by Bfflisemma April 11, 2019

Growing potatoes in the backyard

When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole

Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes

by A.W. Williams (Anal Warts) May 30, 2025

Hot Potato

The big chunk of ash that falls off the blunt when it’s your turn because everyone else before you was too lazy to ash it.

“I’ve hot potatoed on Brad’s bed so many times.”
“I hot potato every time Chad is to my left.”

by greensnbeans May 24, 2019

Potato

Bad player(s) in a video game. Typically a first person shooter. There will be no further explanation.

Their entire team is filled with potatoes

This kid is a potato at this game

I swear if this potato camps in the corner again I'm going to fucking lose it!

by Thatoldguydownthestreet March 18, 2017