PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.

PopTart Jesus has a very BIG dick.

by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019

Jesus Card

When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)

I just pulled out a Jesus card.

by Lore_boi October 26, 2020

sweden jesus

Sweden jesus (swedish jesus) AKA bladee, is a swedish cloud rapper.

praise bladee, sweden jesus!

by rooted.mips.fan May 27, 2021

Jesus

Guy with the Thickest biggest cock you’ll ever see. Thinking His name makes you moan. Woman love him and men are jealous of him.

You’re such a jesus!

by Queen queefa March 22, 2022

Jesus Dominguez

one of the best people ever and best cousin ever bc they are and they make VERY good food

youre so jesus dominguez😹💯

by ed shartan December 2, 2021

Stinky Jesus

Someone who looks homeless and showers less frequently then his piers, generally a nick name given to man who has long hair and a zz top style beard and smells like 3 day old hiking socks,

Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.

Do you remember Stinky Jesus from Saturday night, he needed a bloody tub !

by Gangus Karn July 28, 2020

obama jesus

God like form of grand Master obama

"Obama Jesus will strike you down"

by Boymansupa September 13, 2021