I-friend

Someone to hang out with who has an I-phone, so you don't have to.

I got totally lost downtown, but Mike, my I-friend was with me, so I found the restaurant.

by flyingdog November 20, 2009

I Love You Shock

the shock you get when someone you don't love tells you they love you

"James, I have something to tell you."
"What is it, Naomi?"
"I love you!"
"Uh..." (James in I Love You Shock)

by theatre_buff August 22, 2011

I guess

A way or torturing a friend.

“U happy?!”
“I guess”

by Tilliebuns February 9, 2019

I beg your pardon!

The British equivalent of: "Excuse me, what the fuck?"

Billy: Buenos Dias Mandy
Mandy: I beg your pardon!

by NotAPokephilliac February 10, 2019

i'm-

When you are so in shock and don't know what to say

I got a 42 on my midterm i'm-

by Queen cancelled March 18, 2019

I don't give a fuck

an upgraded version of idk and commonly used by annoyed people

gamer: i got like a 1000 wins on fortnite

annoyed person: look I don't give a fuck you virgin

by idgaf911 May 17, 2019

i.w.y.f.e.w.w.n.t

i want you forever even when we’re not together

in a tiktok i.w.y.f.e.w.w.n.t

by ieatkiwiskin March 14, 2021