Pressure Washing Porn

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.

"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"

"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"

by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013

Porn boarding

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.

I was watching porn last night and came across this hardcore porn boarding.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

porn

a website where you find women suck dicks right after the dick was in them

"i love porn especially right after someone sucks dick after putting it in the lady"

by fnck off September 30, 2022

Porn

you fat idiot, you know what this is. you just searched it to get a little chuckle. go touch grass you pathetic heathen!

16 year old boy in puberty: *masturbating to porn*
dad walks in*
dad: you're pathetic

by shitting while ssleeping July 18, 2024

Porn

Did you mean "Cocaine"?

Erotic material made to brainwash you.

Porn is a highly addictive drug and leads to problems such as depression, having no friends, being antisocial etc.

Not consuming porn includes effects such as the following:

Super strength, teleportation, flight, high IQ, lots of bitches, being respected, energy boost, increased testosterone, increased confidence, transcend reality, and so on. (If I list everything, there's not gonna be enough space here)

by edranka October 3, 2024

Porn Noise

The sound of porn on your phone that everyone else in your house can hear from your bedroom.

Mom: Honey, what's that sound coming from Jimmy's room?
Dad: Oh Margret, that's just the Porn Noise from the Porn he's watching.

by Cock&BallTorture April 7, 2019

Porn

sexual videos

I watch alot of porn

by handle1789 September 29, 2021