Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019
Get the National punch the oldest person on your classmug. when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.
hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?
oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!
oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!
by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017
Get the armadillo punchmug. An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.
That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.
by crispernaki June 4, 2020
Get the Five Finger GIF Punchmug. shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.
Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.
by Trayniac May 1, 2016
Get the shit punchmug. GO ALL OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL PAINNNN
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,
This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!
Xoxo - revenge
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,
This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!
Xoxo - revenge
by Lolllllllllllllllllllllí September 9, 2020
Get the National punch a person who is taller than u daymug. May 24. is punch someone with a striped shirt day. You are allowed to punch someone with a striped this day.
girl in striped shirt: ow why did you punch me
guy: because it's punch someone with a striped shirt day!
guy: because it's punch someone with a striped shirt day!
by XDragonLinus#420Koreangirls69X May 24, 2022
Get the Punch someone with a striped shirt daymug. Created by the brilliant mind of DillonRay Coggins, the term Dicky Punch is a significant blow to the testicle regions of a fellow male specimen. This technique is only to be used in self defense or if you're really really mad; due to the fact that this technique might rupture the testicle regions of a male specimen. It's known to cause inefficient sperm-age It lowers the sperm count due to how devastating just one blow can be. It's also known to destroy ovaries in a female specimen, this term is it's counterpart known as Vaggie Punch.
by Master Of The Dicky Punch~ August 9, 2015
Get the dicky punchmug.