Meat Puzzle

Phrase used to describe depraved sexual conquests.

"Hey, dick, I just solved your mom's meat puzzle."

"My baby mamas got me trapped all up in this meat puzzle."

"Unh, girl, I like your meat puzzle.".

by MeatPuzzle December 31, 2012

Meat Santa

One who gives kids meat for Christmas. Usually have the name Justin

Justin "Meat Santa" gave little kids his meat for Christmas.

by YDB17 April 29, 2019

Meat Sweats

Meat sweats

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed

ugh i woke up with some meat sweats Grayson Dolan

by Dolanspearl December 10, 2017

Bush-Meat

A type of girl that usually has a very very hairy vagina that picks one certain man out of a group of people and does everything she can think of to try and get that guy to fuck her by the end of the day.

"That girl that kept following me around all day was literally bush-meat."

by LewdNinja January 17, 2020

Meat Goatee

When someone is eating a pepperoni stick and the end nub hooks onto their lower lip creating a meat goatee.

You're meat goatee is coming in well

Are you going to finish that meat goatee

Girl: Whats that on your lip
Boy: You mean my meat goatee. Is it too gangster for you?

by ConfusedEater November 15, 2011

Meat Peeping

Gathering intel on any & all foreign packages in an all male shower. Despite rampant homophobia among athletes & YMCA members meat peeping is prevalent in locker room showers as it is the simplest method of peer review for penile discrimination.

Frank: Are you going to hit the showers; wash off all that chlorine?
Saul: I would but there's a lot of meat peeping right now. Todd's yoga class just got out.

by deathday July 10, 2014

meat manager

he who is all about the penis and manages it like a deli owner

Billy is a meat manager he manages more meat than a butcher! basically a homo sexual like you.

by TyWeeZy May 25, 2008