jesuser

A christian who tries to force his beliefs onto everyone else; a bible-thumper.

Pat Robertson is a jesuser. So was Jerry Falwell.

by John Urbane February 14, 2012

Jesused

To become an annoying, over-the-top, born again Christian.

"He used to be fun and drink with us at parties, but now he's all mellow and God-this and God-that after getting all Jesused."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary September 10, 2011

Jesusness

A word that can be used to retort phrases like "Coolness and sweetness"

Liz: What are you doing?
Dana: 3-d modeling
Liz: Sweetness
Dana: Nah its jesusness

by Dana Kanto April 14, 2008

Jesusing

the act of putting out your arms as if like jesus on the cross can be done like planking where a photo is taken in a certain spot

JESUSING. kind of like planking only alot cooler

by thyisnothorses July 19, 2011

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

Getting Jesused

Getting jesused is a term for when, in a video game, someone seemingly drops from nowhere kills you in one shot and lands on your corpse.

Jim:Hey guys, over here playing some quake 3 and.... AWWW SON OF A.... I JUST GOT JESUSED

bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.

by Lionspirit February 4, 2013

jesused outt

becoming completely obsessed with jesus just because your friends are

laken whats up with all these stupid kids that are getting all jesused outt

by Erikakathleenman October 16, 2008