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fetus face

Someone who has a face so ugly or disfigured that it looks like they have a fetus attached to, or a fetus for a face
Hey, whats up Fetus Face?!?

true story, this lady that works at mcdonalds looks like a fetus face
by 98tadriver March 15, 2008
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face head

N. An insult sugesting you have a face on your head.
Woman, why you gots to be suck a face head?!
by Stealth August 14, 2003
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Face Off

A competitive drinking game in which two opponents simultaneously take a shot of the gnarliest booze available, all the while staring each other in the eye.

- A referee is elected to examine the Face Off and once the shots have been taken, he/she determines which opponent kept the straightest face throughout the match.

- The winner is then exempt from further Face Offs and the loser must continue Facing Off against other opponents until he/she is able to keep a straight face.

- The torch is then passed when the loser finally wins a Face Off, and the game continues.
A Face Off is often the only solution in a dispute between two intoxicated individuals ranting about who can hold their liquor, or maybe (if drunk enough) arguing about something completely unrelated.
by BennettMyhran August 28, 2009
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Face Nut

There are many places to drop your nut. Tits, ass, back and a throat are good places to drop a nut. But..... the best place to drop your nut is on a face. Hence, the very pleasing FACE NUT.
Christine was a very good girl tonight, I'll make sure she gets a 3 oz. face nut from me.
by Eddie Jude May 11, 2010
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your face

Just the most prefect retort to any insult. It works because there's just no come back to it. It's so stupid that you win!
A says, "Omg B, you're a dipshit."
B says, "No you are, your face is."
A says, "Uhh..."


A says, "B, why do you want to marry a goat."
B says, "Your face, that's why."



Librarian whispers, "Quiet please, it's a library!"
B screams, "NO YOU ARE, YOUR FACE IS. KILLBOTS SHOOTING LASERS!!"
by mott July 19, 2005
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shark face

The face a man makes before an orgasm, precedes o face.
"Oh honey I'm gonna cum... uuuuuggghhhh... uuuuhhh... i'm cumming... oh honey <makes shark face>, oh, here i cum... oh <makes o face>... "
by listrifish February 17, 2007
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scat face

The act of someone shitting on another persons face. Or having shit on your face
You know. I never knew you were a scat face david.
by Connor McDowell June 11, 2006
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