Just the most prefect retort to any
insult. It works because there's just no come
back to it. It's so stupid that you
win!
A says, "Omg B, you're a dipshit."
B says, "No you are, your face is."
A says, "Uhh..."
A says, "B, why do you want to marry a
goat."
B says, "Your face, that's why."
Librarian whispers, "Quiet
please, it's a
library!"
B screams, "NO YOU ARE, YOUR FACE IS. KILLBOTS SHOOTING LASERS!!"