Chocolate Covered Babies

A Gingers Favorite Sunday Treat. Babies Covered in Chocolate topped with roasted pecans. (usually the eyes are replaced with cherries)

Chris - OmFgZoRz GiNgEr!!!one! U R A Witch!1eleven11

Spence - want some chocolate covered babies?

Chris - FALSE, Your In our Crib Eatin our babies

Eric,Chris,Chris,Billie - ROFLCOPTERS!!!11!

Lady at block Buster - Are you going to rent all those gay cowboy pr0ns?

McKewn - Yes, you take Visa???

by JesusOmega December 25, 2006

chocolate gondola ride

When a man or woman, defecates into another female's vagina.

Bob took Tina for a chocolate gondola ride last night.

by Jack D. Maddux May 29, 2007

Death By Chocolate

Shitting in a woman's mouth and then going into the act of sticking your dick down her throat until she chokes on your chocolate and dies.

I totally gave my girlfriend Death By Chocolate when I figured out she was cheating on me.

by SamTheShizzle August 7, 2010

chocolate salty balls

A guys balls that are covered in SHIT because he whiped his ass forward instead of backwards.

She went to suck him off and got a mouthfull of chocolate salty balls

by Rob ONeill January 12, 2005

German White Chocolate

The act of cumming on your hand, and then slapping another person in the face with it.

Jim: "Watch this!"
Jacob: "Dude! Did you see Jim German White Chocolate that girl?!"

by xhkred August 19, 2012

baby chocolate face

A baby chocolate face can be achieved by first having anal intercourse with a pregnant woman followed by vaginal intercourse. The feces at the end of the penis touches the fetus' face, hence baby chocolate face.

That pregnant woman just received a baby chocolate face.

by jdrama11 July 19, 2009

Chocolate Covered Nuts

When someone wipes their ass and it smears their shit all the way onto their nuts (usually can only happen with male)if it happens with a Female it would be called a Muddy Clam.

"Jacob was nervous while taking a shit so he ended up with chocolate covered nuts"

by blahblahblah February 9, 2004