Texas Gift Basket

A Perfect Gift for anyone with any links to the great state of Texas. This perfect gift will include all the many great gourmet food items that come from Texas including, Pecans, Salsas of many flavors and styles, Cornbread mixes, spices and meat seasonings for grilling, BBQ Sauce, Pepper Sauce, Chili Mixes, Preserves made with Texas Fruit and Pecans, Jalapeno Jelly, Chewy Texas Pralines, Texas Cookbooks and Gifts and much more. All this is packed and packaged in a Texas shaped Basket or a Longhorn Shaped Basket.

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by LoneStarLady July 10, 2011

One-Handed Sack Basket

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.

Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Shat Their Basket

Farted, but not a normal fart. One that smells like poop and causes people to evacuate the vicinity.

Oh man, someone just shat their basket..

by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012

Filipino Wine Basket

A sexual act performed by two small prostitutes (typically Thai or Filipino). One gets on top of the man and hugs her knees while the other spins her around.

Where's my mom?
Spinning like a dreidel and doing a Filipino Wine Basket on me.

by scheisskopf April 5, 2012

use the basket

Using the basket is when you are having sex and your partner lets you finish in their mouth.

Guy 1: How is your girlfriend
Guy 2: She's great she let me use the basket last night

by Basket user 69 March 18, 2016

Kentucky Hot Basket

While during male ejaculation, the partner cups their hands together, catching the hot load of semen in their hands.

Dude, I gave my girl a Kentucky Hot Basket and she forgot to wash the jizz off of her hands.

by SBeckerDTD August 20, 2016