Punch it like Bob

"When reality gets in the way of pretentious bull-shit, but you still want to push your agenda in".
Some bloke down-under didn't like much about his heritage being brought up when he wants to show that he's something else altogether. When questioned, the angry old bloke offered a punch to the person who asked. So let this be known forever as punch it like Bob.

Guy 1: Oh yah, punch it like Bob, mate!
Guy 2: Who are you cheering?
Guy1: Nah, I'm looking at that guy over there. He's sitting in the business class with an economy tickets and shouting at the cabin crew for asking him to leave.
Guy 2: Maybe his seat is next to the toilet.

by FallenV August 29, 2025

Dragon Punch

Double Penetration.
- Powerful symbolism playing on the acronym DP (double penetration) for comedic effect.

I dragon punched some girl last night, and now she can't walk straight.

by LargeWhale May 2, 2018

everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.

Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.

by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021

reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.

Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)

by Charliecamelcase December 17, 2017

Falcon Punch

When you are fucking a girl and she is just getting comfortable; you pull out and brutally fist her anus making sure to twist your knuckles and use proper striking form.

Guy 1: Dude I "Falcon Punched "my sister yesterday.
Guy 2: 你他媽的是怎麼了？ Me too!
Guy 1: Nani!

by SEXICAN6969 March 6, 2018

June Punch

When you punch someone in the back of the head for acting like a jackass in the strip club

If you don't stop talking to me like that I'm going to June Punch you so hard.

by Reddfawkes99 April 15, 2019

punching tuna

The act of employing less than 20% of one's intellectual capability.

"She's being so ambiguous!"
"Stop punching tuna, you know exactly what she means."

by lavinia94 May 13, 2014