Shatner Pants

An acknowledgement of whoever or whatever shat in her pants.

INXS: "Shatner Pants, Shatner Pants! Every Single One Of Us Shatner Pants!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 31, 2023

Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

by SOG3 January 7, 2021

Polka Dot Pants

Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants

I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from

by F34 May 11, 2025

Hangi pants

A person who likes to get friendly and acquainted with many. Probably should still request an STD check. Here for good time not a long time

Jess is hangi pants

by monsterq December 11, 2021

No Pants Tuesday

Every Tuesday of November 26th people can't wear pants

No pants Tuesday

by Unkn0wn26 November 25, 2024

powder puff pants

The act of getting sexually aroused by rolling around heaping piles of powderd milk while wearing leggings and bunny ears.

Dusty loves her job and always leaves satisfied when she rocks her powder puff pants.

by whatsyourpseudonym? December 11, 2016

swaggy pants

the swaggiest of people
having too much swag

lilly was a major swaggy pants for having too much swag.

by bluemarz August 10, 2021