gay zombie

A zombie that is not content with eating flesh. Oh no. Gay zombies are out for only one thing, PENIS! Bent wrists, makeup, fashion compliments...all signs of homosexual undead. Don't worry, though, a gay zombie won't bite you or rip you apart. They just give you hickeys. Yes, big fuckin' hickeys whose only purpose is to flip your world upside down and make you as flaming as your dad's charcoal barbecue grill in the backyard when your mom starts bitching and he dumps too much lighter fluid because the only thing on his mind is how much time is gonna go by before she shuts the fuck up. That's a lot of flaming. Be prepared! Don't get bitten...err...kissed* by any gay zombies.
See FND Films on youtube for Gay Zombie trailer.

*Gay zombie runs up on Vin and attacks him*

*Aaron knocks the zombie off with a shovel*

Vin - "Dude, I think it just gave me a hickey!"

Aaron - "Quick! Say something manly!"

Vin - "Um, those...shoes are nice."

Aaron - "What?!"

Vin - "Thoseth shoesth, the compliment your outfit."

Aaron - "You have a lisp, dude!"

*Vin's wrists start bending. His lisp gets stronger*

Vin - Oh my God, oh my God. Ooooh ooooooh.

*Vin looks at Aaron in interest*

Vin - "Mmmmmmmmmm"

*Aaron is left with no choice but to kill his best friend to keep himself from loving the cock. Good choice.*

by ledgic117 September 21, 2009

ITB Gay

Referring to someone/something as being "In the Butt Gay"; meaning said thing or person is really gay.

Ian had sex with that guy he met in the bar last night; he is most definately ITB Gay.

by gnun November 2, 2009

gay hookey

Skipping class to do something else that is school related. Those who play it are called "gay hookers."

"Shit, I'm not done my paper yet. I need to play gay hookey so I can finish it."

by SasquatchSlayer April 30, 2013

The Gay Zone

When an opposite-sex crush thinks you are gay, you are automatically put into the gay zone

"There has been a rumor going around that I am gay, and I've been trying to hit on this really nice girl, who also thinks I am gay. Guess I'm in the Gay Zone"

by Turtle Of Death February 5, 2015

gay mario

If you know a Mario, he's probably fuckin gay

Hey there goes gay Mario

by xXx_Gaylord_69_xXx November 17, 2016

Gay Gordon

A type of Scottish dance that will make anyone called Gordon look gay

I'm gonna dance the gay gordon

by Braw Chebs December 12, 2016

Gay squad

The gay squad starts with the one gay but in a few years they're is only one straight member. The one gay member doesn't turn them gay. They help them relise they're hella gay just by being really fucking gay around them. The first gay is usually the most open gay. A gay preacher if you will.

Friend: "that's the gay one"
1st gay: "you right"
/A few years later/
1st gay: "that's the straight one"
Stranger: "wait are the rest of you all gay??"
7 voices: "yes but I'm /unidentifiable screaming of sexualities/"
Stranger: "a gay squad oh hell yeah!"

by De biggest gay September 13, 2018