FLYING DONKEY

A special, rare species that Legends may only see, Or use to interrupt someone about to explain an idea

"Ayo bro, so I have this idea" -let me guess a FLYING DONKEY neh...

by Japanese Travis Scott April 25, 2021

Reverse Donkey Style 360

When you’re hitting it From the back, pull out and pull a 360 cumshot on her back.

Chad: Dude last was crazy!
Erik: how?
Chad: I just pulled a reverse donkey style 360!

by General_lee01d April 27, 2021

The Donkey Jockey

A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.

Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”

by TacoBender81 May 25, 2021

everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.

Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.

by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021

Muppet donkey banana

The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.

You raised with 7-2?? You muppet donkey banana!

by PokerJon July 18, 2021

Swamp Donkey

Sarah’s hoopty truck

Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”

Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”

by Emtff99 August 2, 2021

Glass donkey

Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.

Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches

Jack : dude I get girls

Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey

Jack : *dies*

by prideguy69 October 29, 2021