The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
by AhLaVache August 26, 2013
Get the Potato Ballingmug. A potato male is a frail and weak male compared to other higher class males such as Yogurt males and Gigma males. They are very self conscious and hate going to the gym and people that go to it. Unlike Yogurt males they try to make there life simpler but end up making it the most complicated thing on earth by overthinking everything. Basically, these guys are the guys that get bullied in school
by The Yogurt male July 25, 2022
Get the Potato Malemug. by technocraticparty August 26, 2018
Get the Turning the potatoesmug. by Akenf June 24, 2019
Get the Potatomug. The best thing.
The places it's grown are the best, namely Idaho and Ireland. They are so great that many museums have been built just for them. They are so great that when they went bad a million people died.
I am potato
The places it's grown are the best, namely Idaho and Ireland. They are so great that many museums have been built just for them. They are so great that when they went bad a million people died.
I am potato
Person 1:"What do you want to do?"
Person 2:"Potato."
Person 1:"What?"
Person 2:"POTATO!! Potato, potato potato, pototo."
Person 2:"Potato."
Person 1:"What?"
Person 2:"POTATO!! Potato, potato potato, pototo."
by Ranger Russet December 31, 2023
Get the potatomug. by St0rmTesticles September 12, 2021
Get the Sweet Potatomug. by awesomemannn September 23, 2021
Get the The John's Potatomug.