Nut taco

Nut Taco = the pussy after one has ejaculated in it.

Example: “She wanted me to eat the nut taco after I busted but that’s gay”

by JDotCarter November 30, 2017

deez nutting

the verb for making a deez nuts joke

can be used to express

deez nutted - past tense

"i keep deez nutting her and she falls for it everytime!"
"i got deez nutted around 20 times today."
"stop deez nutting me!"

by fartslayer33 June 29, 2021

Glacier nuts

When you have cold nuts.

It was so cold out I got glacier nuts.

by Leon Williams III June 6, 2017

Nut Clog

Did you know, if you shower after you nut, it will solidify, go to the fucking doctor retard. It's gonna hurt, and can lead to urethra damage. Don't shower.

I had to go to the doctor to get a nut clog removed.

by HahaNut27 March 25, 2019

Kegel Nut

An orgasm achieved by a man simply by flexing his pelvic floor muscles. This technique is typically employed discretely, ejaculating in one's pants.

Ryan busted a kegel nut in Berstein's office

by ValkoBlack January 5, 2016

Nut-waxer

A Nut-waxer is most commonly known as someone who jumps in on other peoples jokes and ruins them by adding something stupid to the joke. It can also be used to describe that kid who hangs out with your group of friends, but who no one really likes, but that person is still nice to have around just to mess with and make fun of, and of course to wax your nuts.

Matt: Bro, making fun of aaron is just as fun as going to Six flags, but it doesn't cost you thirty dollars.

Ian: Yeah dude, he's such a nut-waxer. hahahaha.

by mattinthehat93 December 6, 2009

partial nut

a nut that turns out to be an autistic kid

turns out that I was a partial nut

by Therealkuhndaddy June 10, 2018