Definitions by ValkoBlack

Red Bull Thing 

An unspoken contract to give/receive Red Bull's between two coworkers. Whenever one of them buys a Red Bull on their way to work, they will buy one for their coworker too.

There is no requirement for an equal amount of giving and receiving. The contract remains fair as long as it remains unspoken.

Ryan and I have a Red Bull thing.

Red Bull Thing by ValkoBlack November 19, 2016

Kegel Nut 

An orgasm achieved by a man simply by flexing his pelvic floor muscles. This technique is typically employed discretely, ejaculating in one's pants.

Ryan busted a kegel nut in Berstein's office

Kegel Nut by ValkoBlack January 5, 2016

berry bundle 

A man's balls and dick tucked back between his legs.

Ryan was laying in the fetal position with his berry bundle showing.

berry bundle by ValkoBlack November 1, 2015

the rockefeller

After hours and hours of work on the road, you return to your hotel room. The only repreive from the strenuous day is a hardcore masturbation sesh. You bust that first one like an oil gyzer. But the second one, that really hard-to-get one is what you're working for, like Rockefeller digging deep.

Jim: Shitty hotel rooms huh?
Ryan: Yeah, but the Rockefeller was great.

the rockefeller by ValkoBlack October 15, 2015

Whisky clit 

When a woman is so drunk, she can't have an orgasm.

Kristen was having a hard time cumming because she had whisky clit.

Whisky clit by ValkoBlack May 3, 2014