Brain Smog

A much more severe form of brain fog, where you're brain is absolutely polluted due to various substances. You can't think right, your memory is fucked. It's Monday.
I can't remember if I called in sick yet I have the worst brain Smog. Kill me.
by Smogandthecity April 18, 2022
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Brain Sesh

When a group of boys and 1 girl engage in simultaneous oral sexual acts.
"we've already tried primate sex, why not join me for a brain sesh instead"
by MonkÌ June 09, 2021
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iPhone brain

When you have a very big brain but in a different way.
Ririka has Galaxy brain.

Kanade has iPhone brain!

You know what galaxy mean?

"Smartphone."
by TransKitten June 01, 2024
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brain pumpkin

It's when you take your balls and you hold a light behind them so they shine like a jack o'lantern.
Oh no... It's autumn again... that creepy guy up the street is going to seduce kids with his brain pumpkin! autumn diddle pumpkin ballsack
by Han Sweston October 20, 2015
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Berta-brain

A person who has a questionable or seemingly variable number of brain wrinkles based on their mixture of stupid and intelligent thoughts and/ or actions.
Alexis got a job as an airline pilot, but failed her motorcycle license test. She has a Berta-brain
by CharlieRomeo August 04, 2024
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did your brain evaporate

another way of saying someone is stupid.
kenny: who was the first president?
steve: did you brain evaporate? it’s george washington.

kenny: my bad i’m slow.

did your brain evaporate? another way of saying someone is stupid.
by Rlendnsnsk April 07, 2020
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Brain Mushroomed

When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)
Owen was being a right helmet in class , he’s lucky he didn’t get brain mushroomed.
by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021
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