Ass and tits pics may 31st

The person who receives this has to no matter where or what they're doing has to send those pics.

Send an ass and tits pics may 31st

by Null Cruel May 31, 2024

May 23

National let your bf/friend with benefits watch while you finger yourself day

Boy: hey, can I watch while you finger yourself?
Girl: sure, It's may 23 after all

by Yone May 23, 2024

May 18

National soapy tittie pic day

Have yo girl send you a soapy tittie picture for free

Boy: heyy it's may 18 you know what that mean

Girl: ugh finee🙄

by G🔯74.FLIP🔯D May 18, 2022

May in Sweden

Snow and 20 degrees celsius at the same time.

Nicole: Oh, so it's May in Sweden?
Penelope: Yeah, better prepare the sleigh!

by YahYeeet May 7, 2019

May 18th

National kiss your wife day

"Hey babe"
"Hey babe! *kisses"
"What was that?"
"It's May 18th!"

by starwwhaeygfbyiajeigbn May 18, 2024

May Keane

MAY KEANE IS DEFINITELY NOT A PYROMANIAC. OKAY TIERNEY?

May Keane is NOT a pyromaniac

by MayAndTierney'sLogic May 17, 2021

May 22nd

Everyone who is absolutely stunning is born on May 22nd and they deserve the world , if you meet someone born on this day they are a keeper💖

"I love my girlfriend 💕 and a bonus is she was born on May 22nd!!"

by Rattie<3 January 3, 2023