Baby Locked

When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.

"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"

by Capn Webshta December 20, 2009

Food-baby

Eating such an amount of food as to make it feel that you are actually pregnant. Distension of the abdomen due to eating a large meal. The feeling of stretching of your belly due to eating too much.

Jim, you get credit for this :D

Ugh, the food-baby is kicking, I shouldn't have eaten two burritos

by LaEnana January 11, 2011

baby chain

When two or more kindergartners hold hands in the hallway.

Look at that baby chain, how cute.

by whatsupgamers May 2, 2017

Baby Cake

cheeks of a young woman's or girl's ass; buttocks

In the movie "Tilt," Brooke Sheilds had her character's name embroidered over each denimed baby cake.

by Tummy AuGratin March 1, 2006

Ass Baby

The offspring of a gay man who has been anally impregnated by his lover. Ass babies typically resemble demons and have razor sharp claws that cause much damage during the birth. They typically display hatred towards everyone and are very aggressive.The birthing process results in high fatality rates for the father, especially in low income families where the father cannot have the Ass Baby killed immediately post-birth.

Terrence gave birth to an Ass Baby last night in his one bedroom apartment while his boyfriend watched. They were both subsequently murdered.

by TheFoose June 18, 2010

Ass-Baby

When a gay man fucks his best girl-friend so hard up the ass that is creats a small hole through which an egg can travel from the ovary to the rectum. Then when he ejaculates into her ass she becomes pregnant and nine months later a baby explodes out of her ass. It's an Ass-Baby

"Lindsey, your butt has gotten really big"
"yeah, it's russles Ass-Baby, it's gonna explode out any day now!"

Your Ass-baby is covered in shit!

by professor Quinta August 17, 2006

baby bowser

the infant form of bowser. He is portrayed as being more spoiled than evil. As you might have imagined, he exists in the times of baby mario. Yoshi typically fought him with the helpless infant mario on its saddle. B.B.'s guardian is Kamek the magikoopa. He has appeared in racing games like super mario kart and the final boss of yoshi in games like yoshi's island and yoshi's story. In "Yoshi's Island", in the final boss battle, you fight him as his regular self in his room in his castle, and the battle is surprisingly easy. As Yoshi is about to finish him off, Kamek sprays his magical power and turns baby bowser into Godzilla size. If you want to see the battle for yourself, please do the following:
1) go to www.yahoo.com
2) click the link that says "video"
3) type in "yoshi's island bowser"
4) it should then be the 4th link

baby bowser stands no chance against Yoshi.

by this website is ruined February 4, 2007