12 april

If youre born on this day, youre fat and ugly and go take a shower. Your name probably starts with an S and you really like stupid fat ugly ass stupid horses.

Barbara: Hey! When were u born?
Sara: 12 april.
Barbara:Ew wtf go take a shower you nasty bitch

by cancollector June 1, 2022

April 18th

National send booty pic day!

I'm going to ask Karla if she could send me a booty pic today, since it is April 18th.

by Koiuyt April 18, 2024

April 23

National “Tell your friends you like them prank” day!

It’s April 23! Can’t wait to fool these hoes!

by bruh6666666 April 23, 2020

April 23

This is national kiss the person you like day

Person 1: heyyy can I kiss you it's April 23
Person 2: okai

by TheHolyChicken April 21, 2022

April 10th

National Atreyu is a bitch day

On April 10th If someone named Atreyu is being a bitch call them out for it all they can do is cry to mom and dad and has to bring up shit from the past that doesn’t matter

by Cloudzzz24 April 8, 2022

April Shower

An uncommon party trick that involves a male urinating between the legs of a urinating female while she is seated on the toilet - A true crowd-pleaser.

Remember the April Shower that Jack gave his girlfriend at that hotel last year?

by NardHipples March 3, 2019

April 15th

National Date your 5th @ for a day. Why not

Today’s April 15th😳 @Pussytalentend is my 5th @🙄 welp.

by April 15th April 14, 2021