Me: Dad, you've been gone for 16 years but... I still love you!
Dad: *sniff* Wanna go to the Lamborghini dealership?
Dad: *sniff* Wanna go to the Lamborghini dealership?
by NotJohnWickFromNeoTilted May 21, 2019

Non existent, always leaves, pricks in general, cunts, don’t give a fuck, don’t know the meaning of loving your child, there children are not prioritised.
by factsarebeingspokenx June 11, 2020

a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.
by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022

by Hayner crakay December 9, 2020

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019

no dad
by sexyprincezuko October 29, 2020

a person that disappears for all your life, and magically reappears when you are successful or doesnt come back at all. and while hes gone he fucks half of the world and smokes a bunch of weed
DAD WHERE ARE YOU
by crasta_pasta May 27, 2022
