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Dad

He always gone for work, but when he comes back, he buys you everything you want.
Me: Dad, you've been gone for 16 years but... I still love you!

Dad: *sniff* Wanna go to the Lamborghini dealership?
by NotJohnWickFromNeoTilted May 21, 2019
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Dad

Non existent, always leaves, pricks in general, cunts, don’t give a fuck, don’t know the meaning of loving your child, there children are not prioritised.
by factsarebeingspokenx June 11, 2020
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your dad

a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.
dude 1: yo bro my dad found the milk
dude 2: cap your dad hasn't been back for 25 years
by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022
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Dads being

A word used by an african child to express the tendencies of their male parents ❤️
Person A: hey our dads have SUPER SMEXY AFLETES FOOT
person B: LMAO DADS BEING
by Hayner crakay December 9, 2020
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Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.
Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"
by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019
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no dad

a joke made that refers to a father molesting his kids
no dad
by sexyprincezuko October 29, 2020
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Dad

a person that disappears for all your life, and magically reappears when you are successful or doesnt come back at all. and while hes gone he fucks half of the world and smokes a bunch of weed
DAD WHERE ARE YOU
by crasta_pasta May 27, 2022
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