Pussy Whipped

When you are unable to perform any normal manly duties due to the fact that your balls are inside your ladies handbag.

MAN "Can I go shooting this weekend?"
WOMAN "OH my god.. why can you never spend time with me/I need you to look after the kid..he is ours/but thought that we would go shopping"
MAN (to himself) "I am sooo pussy whipped"

by Hostishumanisgeneris October 29, 2012

whistle-whipped

When a referee is calling bad calls on a underdog team to keep the favorites in the lead. This happens in football when the refs will throw excessive flags and penalties (Oakland Raiders is an example) to keep the other team in the lead or in some cases help them comeback. This also occurs in basketball as well. Lets say the Lakers were losing to the Bucks, the refs will start whistle-whipping the Bucks to help the Lakers come back and win. This includes petty foul calls to get Kobe to the line and not limited to moving screens, carrying, traveling, calling a tech for disputing the refs call and so fourth. They will also whistle-whip a player to get them in foul trouble and out the game.

The refs whistle-whipped the Bulls to keep the Miami Heat in playoff contention.

The refs whistle-whipped the Raiders to get the Brady Bunch to the Super Bowl by calling the tuck rule.

The refs started whistle-whipping Kevin Durant to get Lebron James to the line and Kevin Durant in foul trouble.

The refs whilste-whipped Aaron Rodgers and the Packers by saying Golden Tate caught that ball without pass interference and scored a touchdown.

by paradox predator May 13, 2013

pussy whipped

Means your girlfriend/wife/ex-wife/wish-you-were-getting-some comes first before anything else.

"Dude, you are so pussy whipped for buying your ex-wife diamond earrings on her birthday when she cheated on you with your best friend!"

"I can't go to the basketball game with my best friends cause my wife wants to watch the Sex and the City finale and you stay home!"

"You guy friends are going to the strip club and you go to your woman's bachelorette party for her friend"

by InfinityApe December 16, 2013

clit whipper

Any of a number of sex toys used directly on the clitoris.

When my husband is away I depend on my clit whipper.

by professormatt October 17, 2014

Pussy whipped

When you start to forget your bros and start doing everything with your girlfriend as if she controlled. A perfect example would be Raul C.

Friend: Hey Raul give me a ride
Raul: Sure!
*5 mins later*
Raul: Sorry dude I'm gonna stay with my girl to play hide and seek
Friend: Wow ok I see how it is pussy whipped ass nigga

by MisHuevos69 June 3, 2014

Spaghetti Whiplash

The hilarious (yet painful) phenomena of slurping a spaghetti noodle so fast it whips your eyeball.

Did you see that? I told Luigi not to slurp his noodles but he just gave himself Spaghetti Whiplash!

by JohnnyApocalypse August 31, 2014

media whipped

A psychological phenomenon whereby people do/believe something primarily because forms of media like Facebook, Twitter, newspapers, television and more say so, regardless of their own beliefs, which they may ignore or override.

Being media whipped is most commonly seen throughout social media although news agents often control your opinions with subliminal messages.

"yo if i paste this message on 30 other posts there wont be a giant spider under my bed"
"all muslims are members of ISIS" these people are media whipped

media whipped

by 2rev September 2, 2015