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Glock Blocked

If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.
I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.
by L0VEQU1NN April 14, 2022
mugGet the Glock Blockedmug.

to much cock on the block

When there are to many men in one area
When the ratio of men to women is than 2:1 in a populated area be it clubs nightclubs, bars or general area.
Walking in to a nightclub and there is men everywhere and the lone female can barely be seen, and your mate says there's to much cock on the block
by Jackiebird23 December 25, 2013
mugGet the to much cock on the blockmug.

DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.
That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!
by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016
mugGet the DVR Cock Blockmug.

Piper’s Block

When an individual experiences difficulties with what to say when trying to seal the deal with a female
I don’t know what to tell her i’m experiencing piper’s block
by extendokyle December 13, 2021
mugGet the Piper’s Blockmug.

HSBO (High School Block Out)

High School Block Out: When one with purpose hits the mental control/alt/delete to block out not so great memories or simply to remove clutter from the brain to store more useful information.

Another sentence scenario a former certain someone (name not to be mentioned) tries to friend you on FB and you receive this message "so and so wants to be your friend on FB" Reply "I'm sorry who are you again, I HSBO'd a shit load of ppl from HS and I can't seem to recall you, so you must have been deleted from my hard drive as being either A) unimportant or B) clutter; now which category do you fall under because now I'm going to have to dig up my yearbook".
In a sentence "Hey, do your remember me I was in Speech with you"? Me, "Umm, no I not only HSBO (High School Block Out) you, but I HSBO'd Speech Class altogether, now piss off".

Another scenario a former classmate tries to friend you on FB and you receive this message "so and so wants to be your friend on FB" Reply "I'm sorry who are you again, I HSBO'd a lot of ppl from HS and I can't seem to recall you, so you must have been deleted from my hard drive as being either A) unimportant or B) clutter; now which category do you fall under because now I'm going to have to dig up my yearbook".
by Reverse Aging August 27, 2012
mugGet the HSBO (High School Block Out)mug.

Elbow block

"Team comming at you? ELBOW BLOCK"

SUCCESS!

"Wife wants a devorce? ELBOW BLOCK"

EXCELLENT!

"Roundhouse hight kick? ELBOW BLOCK"

YOU'RE THE KING OF THIS DOJO

"Depression kicking in? ELBOW BLOCK"

Your days are numbered.
by got a little sexual October 14, 2017
mugGet the Elbow blockmug.

Sauce block

The art of dropping down to your stomach and laying on the ice to block a pass in the game of puck.
that sauce block was the illest Dau!
thanks D-Dogg!
by dusty dick June 8, 2011
mugGet the Sauce blockmug.

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