Face Pumping

Face Pumping

The act of seriously intense fist pumping to the extreme where it is contagious to the whole body..

Face Pumping

When fist pumping just isn't enough...you face pump.

by tantrum26 May 21, 2011

revenue-pumping-whore

a traffic cop who actively produce ticketed fines for refractions, regardless as to how minuscule they may be, in order to increase his statistics in upholding regulations and the funding of city municipals.

Yesterday a revenue-pumping-whore ticketed me for J-walking, simply 'cause I crossed the street after the warning light was flashing red!

by JasperIsDead July 29, 2012

seive pumping

This is when a man ejaculates over a woman’s face through a kitchen sieve. The cum is then evenly distributed over said woman’s face (SP)

You have a face that looks like it needs a good seive pumping

by Jessjo83 January 10, 2018

one-pumper

Pumper: verb meaning to perform the act of finishing sexual intercourse in a singular thrust

James, Becca told you was a one-pumper.

by Hejsybelbepdhskdisodjdjdp ;) June 9, 2018

Spooky Pumpkin

When an idiot decides it's a good idea to save time by pooping and nutting at once. The resulting product is a fertilized pile of waste. Spooky Pumpkin.

Alex got beat up by his white supremacist roommate, when he noticed the Spooky Pumpkin that was left in the toilet.

by Dawnstopper September 13, 2019

Watering the Pumpkins

To urinate on a woman's large breasts.

I caught him in the shower with a stripper... He was watering the pumpkins.

by CozyMolar August 9, 2013

Sad Little Pumpkin

When you get sad over a thing that may not be important to other people.

I'm a Sad Little Pumpkin, a kid popped my football.

by ultimately_superior October 5, 2020