Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!
by Skankeroni September 17, 2025
Get the Beer nutsmug. 1: It burns! Stop it! Ah! It burns!
2: Sorry about that, maybe this ginger beer can help put the fire out?
1: What fire? My throat hurts
2: That's because it got stabbed, I'm talking about the raging fire that is burning the apartment down
1: Oh.
2: Sorry about that, maybe this ginger beer can help put the fire out?
1: What fire? My throat hurts
2: That's because it got stabbed, I'm talking about the raging fire that is burning the apartment down
1: Oh.
by polygloid December 27, 2021
Get the Ginger beermug. Beer is also known as teddybear. Unlikely by his name, he is the most uncaring and unloveble person. He is known for his joint-rolling talent. As some people might know, you should never fuck with a Beer. Because before you know, there are six Beers standing in front of you. Beers mostly come in packs.
O watch out there is an unloveble beer over there. Run before its too late.
Or I think that there is a sixpack of beers over there, get them!
Or I think that there is a sixpack of beers over there, get them!
by Rapunzel13 November 22, 2021
Get the Beermug. An individual who cannot stand the thought of drinking anything other than craft beer and feels the need to impress others with their knowledge of all things beer.
by The_Story April 18, 2022
Get the Cunty Beer Fuckmug. 1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.
Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.
by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014
Get the Beer Spongemug. by Phalanxis January 21, 2020
Get the Gurkha Beermug. by Greatgreencabbage November 9, 2018
Get the Cleaning Beermug.