Jesse boutet

Jesse is the funniest and hottest guy you will meet if you are ever feeling down just give Jesse a text message and by the end of it you will be happy as shit

Random Person: I Wish Jesse Was Here Right Now I’m So Bored

Jesse Boutet: Did Someone Say My Name

Random Person: Let’s goo your here!!!!

by IsmaelKhalid420846 April 22, 2024

Jersey Attitude

A personality complex often found in people living in the state of New Jersey. Individuals with the Jersey attitude are typically loud, prideful, always in a hurry, act like they know it all, and look down on anyone that doesn't view New Jersey with the same level of pride they do. They tend to be closed minded and won't move out of New Jersey even if they dislike multiple aspects of the state because their home state is all they know and they'd rather settle for comfortable mediocrity than explore the unknown that could elevate their life tenfold.

That girl bragged about never pumping her own gas and got in my face to defend her lack of talent when I suggested she learn that basic life skill-she really has the Jersey attitude.

by Driver5666 May 10, 2024

Jesse Jones

A strange looking blonde guy who typically doesn't know how to talk to bitches and smells bad

¨Hey look its Jesse Jones, those women are running away from him"

by Stephen Jones May 13, 2024

Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

Jersey Home Run

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.

Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."

Concerned cousin: "WHAT"

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

jesse

verb

1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly

"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.

Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!

Are you trying to jesse this?"

by socketexception June 11, 2024

Jesse’s Privilege

is the ability and right of a person to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter

That Cunk seems to have Jesse’s privilege. They can say and do whatever without any repercussions.

by Pretzmane June 13, 2024