gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.

Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.

by RedAtomsk August 20, 2011

Sushi-fired

play on word Sexified and Burnt Sushi. which is something that is making a person appear sexy. Applies to either a piece of clothing, one's appearance or attitude.

Also means something really dope and cool, something/some one that stands out

"I am sushi-fired"
"That girl/guy is so sushi-fired"
"Yoh bra, that party last night was sushi-fired"
"I'm having a sushi0-fired day"
"It's the weekend, me and my girls, are gonna go out and party and get all sushi-fired"

by sushifired August 31, 2011

Forty-five Days of Stupid

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.

Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.

by Bob1655 December 23, 2011

high five pyramid

When you do a girl from both sides and high five the guy on the other side while you're doing her.

Me and my boy gonna do a high five pyramid on her.

by Jay Khat February 18, 2012

crotch five

To slap/bump two crotches with each other, like a high five.

He was so aroused that he couldn't help but crotch five her.

by GoAaN October 24, 2012

Minus-five

When a high five is given erroneously, you perform a minus-five to correct it by putting hands together and removing them while making the high five clap noise with your mouth. Imagine a high five in reverse.

Matt: I texted Ryan and told him "chop chop it's beer 30."

Trucks comes down the road.

Robert: Here comes Ryan now! You told him!

*high five*

Truck passes

Matt: That's not Ryan, minus-five.

by Mbonney21 October 13, 2013

Genitalia five

the act of slapping one's genitalia against the genitalia of another in a triumphant or celebratory fashion
most commonly in the context of sexual innuendo

sexual innuendo... Sexual in-your-endo
hiiigghhhoooo

*genitalia five*

by Gemma Talia August 29, 2013