system of checks and balances

Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.

Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Logan Style Checklist

A checklist used to assess the functionality of a phone before, and after a repair. It usually includes speakers, cameras, buttons, microphones, proximity sensors, and charge docks.

I used the Logan Style Checklist, so I can assure to you that your phone works.

by Dontijal October 6, 2018

Double Chin Check

To inform someone they have visble submental fat or a double chin for the purpose of shaming them into having facial liposuction, or other related treatments, and or to begin to diet and excercise.

I'm sorry to double chin check you like this Pacho, but if you really want to get in my pants you should think about neck liposuction, here's my surgeons card.

by darpasneak December 7, 2018

Double Chin Check

To inform a person that they have submental fat or a double chin for the purpose of shaming them into having facial liposuction.

I hate to double chin check you Pacho, but if you want to get into my pants then you should think about getting facial liposuction under your chin, here's my surgeons card.

by darpasneak December 7, 2018

Hood background check

Asking everyone, looking for info via internet, becoming a straight stalker, nothing off limits, your insta, Twitter, Facebook, indeed, LinkedIn, google and providing all screen shot.

That bitch fucked my man, time for a hood background check

by XoxoCoconutxoXo June 28, 2019

cut a check

Writin check

I just cut a Check to these hoes

by Tg0d2 September 13, 2019

National Anal Check Up Day

November 6th

The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.

Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.

by heh3heh3heh3 November 4, 2019