Cotton Capital

Family or institutional wealth, tainted by and largely attributable to the labor and production of enslaved peoples.

Think plantations: cotton, sugar cane, coffee, tea, cocoa, rubber, bananas, etc.

That family may have lots of "old money", but it's "cotton capital"!

by NeedleTurn August 18, 2024

Cannabis Capitalism

The misconception that the higher the percentage of THC a product has = the better it is.

Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.

Person 1: Just picked up this 1/8 of weed with 30% THC, tonight's party will be wild!

Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.

1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.

by MR333U555 September 6, 2023

Bearish Capital

Profit heaven

Bearish Capital made me a crypto millionaire.
Bearish Capital, lmao we are retarded asf.
Bearish Capital, we are the drugs.

Bearish Capital paid off my dildo!

by grom grom January 5, 2024

The Captain Morgan

When the partner keeps one foot on the top of the bathtub dry during sex or to prevent the ankle monitor from getting wet.

I took a shower with my partner and he suggested we do the Captain Morgan.

by spacebarshift2012 January 17, 2024

romantic capital

Capital accrued from generating romantic feelings from a romantic interest.

When I bought her flowers for Valentine Day, my romantic capital with her increased.

I was trying to build my romantic capital by taking her to an expensive restaurant for dinner. She thought her romantic capital was going to increase when she got me socks and a tie as a Valentine's Day present. It DID NOT. Good riddance to her, they are the only sock I wear these days.

by Batman Kienyeji February 1, 2024

DCG Capital

DCG Capital is a global investor capitalizing on and investing in both emerging and developing markets across 6 continents. DCG Capital was founded in 2015.

John told me about how his investments in DCG Capital made him financially independent.

by Thepedia February 4, 2024

Whistle Captain

Whistle Captain is a pirate of a whistle, and blows loud frequencies that make you scream.

"Find the luxurious whistle captain!"
"WHISTLE!!!!"
"AHHH"

by Urban Explains November 17, 2023