Guac Block

(Noun, verb)

1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.

2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.

3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.

“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”

by I’m not with him July 13, 2025

You can't block this

You can't avoid it
it will catch you

you can't block it

Sara says: Stop following me
It: You can't block this

by hellodude2134 January 24, 2019

geritol block

When one or more old people push a shopping cart in your way at a grocery store blocking you from passing.

I almost made it to the milk but I was geritol blocked by grandma.

by scotti foxx August 25, 2010

Block

A portmanteau for black cock

Girl: "I heard Tyrone has a BBC"
Girl #2: "Nah it's just a block, I fucked him last week"

by Dr. Coconut5000 January 20, 2022

Block Toxic

The act of blocking one's recovery with building blocks then T-bagging in the game Super Smash Bros. Ultimate while using Steve.

ZOMG THIS MAN IS SO BLOCK TOXIC I HATE HIM
Bro chill it's just a game
YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO PIT THAT IS MESSED UP

by TheSerperiorMaster October 5, 2020

2600 block

“2600 Block” aka “linden way, Seminole garden projects” is the block of the Seminole garden apartments and towards west of the area on cherokee way. The 2600 block is located in south Palm Springs and it gets active occasionally.

The 2600 block was active as fuck last night I heard there was a shooting.

by Gcofromtha26 October 14, 2020

Block Seven

Block seven are an ultras group based in Edinburgh Scotland supporting the team Hibernian. With their theme song (Players by coi leray) they aspire to bring an electric atmosphere to Easter road. WE H8 OLLY MOONEY

UB member: Block seven are coming
Other UB member: oh no we need to run now

by Freddy heron June 13, 2024